got—it-memorised:

firecrotch-viii:

xionthepuppet:

ireneisabean:

itouchasgardbutts:

the floor is lava

I put my fingers to my ear and everyone around me does as well.

When my brother doesn’t I tackle him and yell: “Get down, Mister President!” 

This kid is just going through puberty becomes the chosen one and runs around smacking little black bugs with a giant key in order to find his friends and go back home to his island so he can finally have dinner with his parents after like 3 years and he also has other people living in his heart like it’s state housing. 

and all the men are prettier than everyone

^

Pretty much. 

CRYING

[[BAHAHA.

Okay for another:

You kill everyone over the course of thousands of years on the hunt for a shiny ball.

And also, aliens.

green-is-a-lifestyle:

Every girl’s must-have if you want to look splendid every days… and nights.

Nice pallet, better name.

thelilnan:

s-lowdancing:

4sha:

slow motion lightning.

holy shit